Santa ROAD KI ZEBRA CROSSING PAR
Santa ROAD KI ZEBRA CROSSING PAR BAR BAR UCHALTA RAHA, WHAT HE THINKS??
GUESS…
“YAAR YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”
Patni mayke gai hai
SANTA-yaar tumhare chehre par aajkal kuch jayeda hi ronak dikhai de rahi h.tumhari bimari kaha gai. BANTA-hain aajkal meri Patni mayke gai hai.
Ek Chor Chori Krne
Ek Chor Chori Krne Santa K Ghar Me Ghusa..
Santa- Kaun Hai
Chor- Miyaau
Santa- Kaun Hai
Chor- Miyaau
Santa- Kaun Hai Be
Chor- Saale Billi Hu Billi
Abe ye gaddaa khod ke
santa: Abe ye gaddaa khod ke mitti kaha dalu??
banta: abe itni bhi akal nahi hai tujhme? doosra gaddha khod aur usme daal de..!! 
Kal Tum Mayke Gayi
Santa-Kal Tum Mayke Gayi Piche Se Chor Aaye aur Mujhe Bahut Peeta
Wife-Aapne Shor Nahi Machaya?
Snta-Mai Teri Tarah Darta Nai Jo Chilaau.. 
Car chalaataa huaa Santa
Car chalaataa huaa Santa ko road mein “ACCIDENT ZONE” ka board dikhaa. isliye santa ne sochaa:
“Yeh log accident zone mein kyu road banaate hai?”
Santa ne apni Bhabi ko
Santa ne apni Bhabi ko jaan se maar diya.
BANTA-kyo mara. Santa-Mai jab B apne dosto se puchta tha ki kis se baat kr rhe ho kehte teri BHABHI se
Talwar bazi de mukaable ch
Talwar bazi de mukaable ch 1 chinese ne baarik taar de 2 tukde kr te
Japaani ne us to v baarik taar de 2 tukde kr te
Hun baari sante di c
Oh ne machhar udaya, talwar ghumayi te machhar udd gya
Judge-Machhar ta ud gya..!!
Santa -Sala ud ta gya par o hun kde Peo nai ban sakuga..#
Santa goes to KBC
Santa goes to KBC
BIG B-aapki biwi sote waqt kaisi lagti he?
A-sexy
B-happy
C-sad
D-innocent
SANTA-i want to use d lifeline,PHONE A FRIEND.
Exam me SIR ne
Exam me SIR ne nakal Krne Di or kha Bahar jake Na khna k maine nakal krai h
santa-na g hum kahenge sir to bhut harami tha,kutte ne hilne b nhi Dia