Jo log garam pani main CEMENT

‘Jo log garam pani main CEMENT daal k nahate hain.

Woh log kabhi toot k Bikhra nahi karte.

“Zubeda Aapa k Civil Engineering Totky”…..;-)’

1 liter petrol aur

‘”1 liter petrol aur 1 bottle beer ka same rate ho gaya hy

Faisla app ka hai…

“Jhoom lain…
Ya
“Ghoom lain!’

What is WILLPOWER

What is WILLPOWER ::
It is When you see 30 Notification,

20 grls Msgs and 10 items
requests?..:o
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And still you Click
LOGOUT and Study

Jalebi Ko English Mein

“Knowledge”
“Jalebi” Ko English Mein “SYRUP FILLED RING”
Aur
“Pakoray” Ko English main “FRITTERS” Kehte Hein

Kuch seekh lo yar.har waqt pochtay rehte ho sabse
(-,-)

_//_
Main tou bachpan se hi intelligent hon;-)B-)
( ‘.’)/’
/) (
_/ /_
Ab batao beta k chocolate ko urdu me kia khte hain

U had lunch

Wife: U had lunch?

Husbnd : U had lunch?

Wife : Im asking u.

Husbnd : Im asking u.

Wife: U copying me?

Husbnd: U copying me?

Wife: Lets go shopping

Husbnd: I had lunch. :D

AB AAP KI BARI HAI

Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
“AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”

Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend: Kaise ?
Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k Gaal kheench k kehti..
“AB AAP KI BARI HAI”

Call summary

Call summary:-
Boy to boy!
00:00:59
Boy to mom!
00:00:50
Boy to dad!
00:00:30
Boy to girl!
01:23:59
Girl to girl!
05:29:59
Wife to Husband:
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Not Responding…=)) =D

Once Oldman waiting 4 Train

Once Oldman waiting 4 Train. sitting
at Bench.
A Boy
came & asked Time.
0ldman refuse
2 tell Time
Boy insisted
again n again
But Oldman denied
Boy asked Reason?
Oldman :
If i tell U the Time, then
u will ask abt Me
my name
job etc
Then
I ask about u
both of us will be frank.
By chance u
may get seat wid me.
Then u may get down at my station.
My daughter will come 2 recieve me.
She will meet u
She is beautiful
U may fall in love wid her
she too
Then
she insist me 2 marry u
&
Em sorry
I dont want a poor son-in-law
who doesnt even hv his own watch 2 c the
Time
Boy: Fittay mu tera Babay :-D