Ek Baat Baataon

Wife: Ek Baat Baataon?
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Husband: Nai :-)
And The Fight Started :D

Wo kaun si cheez hai

Wife: Wo kaun si cheez hai jo tumari
nazron k samne hote hue b
pahunch se dur hai??
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Husband ne lambi saans li aur bola:
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“PADOSAN”

Bus Me Meri Insult

Patni- Aaj Bus Me Meri Insult Ho Gayi..
Pati- Wo Kaise?
Patni- Mere Bus Se Utarte Hi Condctor Ne Kaha: Ab 3 Sawari Is Seat Par Aa Jayen..!

Whats Wife?

Whats Wife?
Wife Langar k Parshad k Jaisi
hoti h
Jis me Chahte huye b
koi Nukks Nhi Nikal
sakte,Shhradha Or Majburi k
sath Chup Chaap khaye Jao

If ur Wife kises u

If ur Wife kises u
Every Time u Come home,Its Not Affection..
Its Inspection Of
Daaru, PERFUME OR LIPSTICKS..
Be Careful.
Janhit Me Jaari!

tum pyar nahi karte

Wife-tum pyar nahi karte jaise Shahrukh Kajol se film me karta he?
Husb-Woh Pyar karne ke 12 crore leta he,tere Baap ne kabhi 200 bhi nahi diye

Jannat Me Aadmi Ko

Wife:Maine Suna H, Ki Jannat Me Aadmi
Ko Apsara Milti Hai, Toh, Ladies Ko kya
Milta Hai?
Husband: Kuchh Nahi.. Uparwala
Sirf Dukhiyon Ki Sunta Ha

Husband Got Divorced

Husband Got Divorced From His Wife
Bcoz He Liked ‘Like’ 0n Her Status & Wrote ‘L0L’
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Her Status Was ‘My Mom Just Died’ :D